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Today on the Dairy: Umbrellas, sharks and stoops!

Tampon Chandelier

Tampons are special. All it really takes is one to get your attention. But a whole chandelier's worth? You're going to be paying attention to me for days! Which is wonderful for me. I have a lot of feelings I'd like to express... But that can wait for later. For now, let us bask in the absorbent glory of the tampon chandelier. It's so... decadent! I didn't even know tampons could be decadent. Yeah tampons!

[via Gizmodiva]

 

Umbrella Skirt

With the way the weather has been over the weekend (aka HURRICANE BONANZA), a skirt constructed from the fabric of an umbrella just may be a reasonable purchase. Well, at least for most rain showers. But as for the storm we just dealt with, well, you'd probably pull a Mary Poppins and fly away with a gust of wind. And to be honest, my interest in this has nothing to do with our rainy past, but rather with the prospect of making a skirt out of one of those enormous parachutes from elementary school gym class. That's right. My mind totally went there. Just imagine it. Pure awesomeness.

The Umbrella Skirt is available from Supermarket for $90.00.

 

Going International, First Class

Wuh oh, did the Dairy just turn into a girl fest explosion? Yikes. Better get some sharks on here and quick. But first, the dress. Attention all small framed and adorable women. You may want to take certain precautions while wearing the Par Avion dress. If you get to close to a mailbox, you might get sent away. Then again, Paris isn't really such a bad place to end up. I'd give it a try myself, but I'm a giant and no postman in his right mind will come near me. For shame. I'll have to ride in a pricey airplane seat just like everyone else, I guess. Booooo!

[LiliaTodd'sFlickr via FashionablyGeek]

 

Australian Coastal Watch - Shark Satellite!!!

Step 1: Head on over to the Australian Coastal Watch site and zoom in on the satellite images of a shark infested Bondi Beach.

Step 2: Come back here to chat.

Did you scream? Cry? Squeal? Poop your pants? Yeah, I'm sorry. But I just couldn't help myself and honestly, you can't really blame me. And while I may be seriously uneducated about television programming in Australia (including the Discovery Channel's), I'm going to assume this shark week has already passed. Sorry, Australian readers. But hey, at least you got someone with some huge marketing brains. Even if it makes you poop your pants, it's still a good thing.

Thanks, Owen!

 

Seal Photo Bomb

Some things don't need an explanation. The end.

[via CuteOverload]

 

Your Very Own Stoop

There are a lot of benefits to living in NYC and any of its 5 boroughs. Great opportunities, culture, an exciting lifestyle and if you're really lucky, a stoop. Stoops are especially effective for entering your home and/or drinking a forty in a brown paper bag. And if you haven't drank a forty in a brown paper bag, then you haven't lived.

Fortunately for all of you without stoops, myself included, we can stoopify our existence with Alvaro Uribe's Stoop Bench. Though, to be perfectly honest, I don't know why you'd ever waste your time with a bench when you can just have a stoop.

[via CribCandy]