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by Nikkita
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So, back in the day when people had money to burn, like literally...they did. They burned money. An action like lighting your cigar with a bill spoke volumes about your financial (and hunk) status. Still, money can't buy class so why the hell shouldn't we burn a roll of hundreds in the fireplace? Really? I mean, with money like that you wouldn't be caught dead holding a match to a duraflame log for more than 2 seconds. Save yourself the hassle, and look really freaking smooth while doing so, with the Money-to-Burn Fire Starter money rolls. They're so ritzy, even Joe would burn one. And by one, I mean two.
The Money-to-Burn Fire Starters are available from Gadget Bargains starting at $13.00 for 6 rolls.
This product has been endorsed by Joseph Billiams, the Dairy's favorite billionaire.
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Mosquitos
Funny this should be one of my first finds this morning. There had been another random mosquito attack upon my legs the other night, and man, I'm feeling it today. I'm actually typing with one hand and dousing my legs with Benadry gel with the other (yeah, I can multi-task). Only 4 applications per day, you say? Psht, eff that. So while Hello Kitty's face has been attached to just about everything, it looks like they've even thought of some pseudo-useful products like these bug repellent sticky patches. So, Hello Kitty, where were you when I needed you Wednesday night? No, I don't want to hear it. You're dead to me!
Here's a little something you can try out on your own. Warning! It's a messy one. Add cornstarch and water together and pour over a metal cooking sheet. Place the sheet on top of a subwoofer, kick play and watch. Man, I can't tell if this is really cool or really spooky. Either way, just make sure you're prepped for a spontaneous mess.
What song do you want to watch the mystery liquid dance to?
Well, At Least He Drives A Prius
The Bed & Breakfast Advertising Agency has thunk up a new campaign for the Toyota Prius that depicts people doing some rather immoral things supported with the tag line "Well, at least he drives a Prius". Whoa, we've been had. See, while we thought we were being cleverly advertised to we're actually being cleverly made fun of. Admit it, it's crossed your mind before. Hey it's okay! I too have been guilty in the past for making the assumption that the driver of a Prius was probably a "pretty cool dude". Then I started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. Man, if every Prius driver was like Larry David, we'd be so screwed. I mean, who would deny Richard Lewis their kidney? Not I! But apparently it's much worse than I expected because even though they try to pass these ads off as fiction...someone was inspired to begin with.
Well I have something to say to all of you murderous and fornicating chameleons! I'm on to you! And until I can afford a Prius myself, you best stay out of my way or else... uh... or else I'll get a Prius. Then we'll see who's dragging bodies laughing.
One of the many pleasure of childhood summer were the rainbow assortments of popsicles that were only an ice cream truck away. So wouldn't it make sense to mix one childhood love with another? Well, we're in luck. These LEGO popsicle molds let you choose what flavor you think those little LEGO people would be. Lemon would be very fitting. However, considering that Vladimir Lenin supposedly tastes like cola, just about anything goes.
The Minifigure Ice Lollipop Mold is available from the LEGO Online Store for $12.99. Better get on this one quick before summer is over.
You know, I've always been jealous of people who actually like pickles. I mean, how can one thing ruin my entire grilled cheese? Yet it still does. It always does. Anyways, if you're one of those people who do have the deepest love and compassion for the pickle, there may be nothing more soothing and calming than dressing your mini wounds with a pickle. Erm, a pickle bandage that is. Yeah I'm not too sure just how soothing a real pickle would be and I'd rather not find out...
Pickle Bandages are available from Archie McPhee for $4.95
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that subwoofer liquid... is super creepy. it looks like there are these ghosts or demons that are just... crawling at you.
I want someone to take an insane camera and record the corn starch thing at an insane speed. Slow it down, zoom in REALLY close, and you have the coolest music video ever.