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by Nikkita

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Today on the Dairy: Dogs, owls and really big pants!


Unconventional animal friends seem to be a big hit among Dairy goers lately, so it's only fair we give Sophie and Bramble a little time in the limelight too. I'm not sure what kind of name Bramble is, but what I do know is that owl wants to eat Sophie's throat. Or maybe not. Kisses are probably a challenge when you're an owl. Anywho, these two have been friends since Bramble was a baby. I guess that kind of thing just comes with the territory of being a dog who lives in a bird conservation.


Because your George Orwell collection just isn't enough. Then again, I don't know what kind of farm has both piggies and giraffes, but I think it may be in heaven right next to the ice cream and candy factory where John Lennon and Shel Silverstein hang out.
The Animal Index is available in reindeer, pig and giraffe from GreenerGrassDesign for $23.00.
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The CarboPouch™ development allows craft draft beer brewers to fill on-site, a clean, ready-to-go Single45™ or Single25™ pouch with spout and cap. Storage and shelf-life requires refrigeration. Low-carbonated water and shelf-stable energy drinks can also be filled. The organoleptic film structure ensures no off flavor. The patented film structure is designed to handle the pouch “stretch” after filling and carbonation expansion. The automatic filling process is such that there is no headspace after filling. The three-side seal pouch has a smooth side comfort grip feature. The combination of these factors makes the CarboPouch™ a true economical innovation for distribution of craft draft beers to the consumer’s home. Sports functions now have a package!
Nikkita's translation: You can now drink beer in space.
What? Astronauts need to get their drink on too.
[BeveragePouchGroup via DVICE]
The Biggest Pair Of Pants Ever

I'm not sure what it is about pants that entertain me so much but it's a draw between the actual word "pants" and the fact that if you draw a pair of pants on any kind of animal or inanimate object, it automatically becomes extremely hilarious. What I do know is the thought of a giant pair of pants (60.1 meters in length to be specific) cracks me up. Just look at those pants. They're so ridiculously big... Bwaaahaha!
Seriously though, these pants won a world record.
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Bwaaahaha!

Flickr-er Kittyzilla has completed what we all wish we had done first, a collection of meme inspired embroideries for a meme inspired quilt. From Domo-kun to Raptor Jesus, she's done one fine job covering all the basics with style, grace and skill. And while a quilt is always a good idea (+10 cozy points), I think I prefer the little embroideries on their own.
Check it out here. And if you don't know your meme, go get educated already.

Wow, that was quick. I wonder if Zach Galifianakis had any clue that his role in The Hangover would inspire so many people to want to be just like him. It was the jockstrap, wasn't it? I guess you won't be shedding your beards this summer afterall.
The Hangover tee is available from NerdyShirts for $19.95.
Comments
Those embroideries....I would hang them in my living room. 2 girls 1 cup is my favorite (it's cause of the smiling cup) but Raptor Jesus is a close second.
What can I say everything is so cute today.
Love Sophie & Bramble (which is which), the animal dividers are too cute, the beer tubes are awesome and so is the meme's and I never want to meet the person who fits those pants