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Today on the Dairy: Tampons, Kit Kats and bananas!

Tampon Parachutes?

                       

 I think I love this. Sure, there are some women on the beach that could use some tampons, but the majority of the people probably don't. I just love thinking about them getting all riled up for a floating surprise, but then they discover it's just a box of tampons. I also would love the job of the guy who actually dumps the buckets full of of parachuted tampons. Then when people ask me what I do for a living I could be all like "oh, I distribute tampons...from the skies!!!" Then again, I have a pretty debilitating fear of heights and would probably fall to my death (just because I could). But if I don't manage to wrangle enough tampon parachutes to keep me afloat, I can only hope that my epitaph will state something about the heroic way I died.

Did I really just write all that about tampons? Yes. Yes I did.

[via RGS]

 

Bicylcle Film Festival Promo

                      

 Well, that was adorable. Can I marry a "B" now?

Learn more about the Bicycle Film Festival here.

[via BoingBoing]

 

i.Saw - A Statement, Not A Product

                      

Remember the i.Saw from two days ago? Well, I just got an update about my pre-order (yes, I pre-ordered it) and well, read for yourselves:

Hello.

We love that you liked the i.Saw enough to pre-order.

Truth is, you already own a chainsaw. Your keyboard.

Help save more trees by cutting down on unnecessary printing. Download
PaperCut, a free application that plays the sound of a chainsaw each
time you press Ctrl-P.

Available for Mac and PC.

Thanks for the support. Help spread the buzz, if you will :)

PaperCut Team
(formerly known as i.Saw Team)

Bah, you got me! And ok, you're right. Getting digi wit it does cut down on our outlandish use of paper, but let me point out one thing. I still don't own an actual chainsaw and for that I am deeply saddened. What am I going to cut all this particle board with now? An emery board? Because that's all I got.

Deep breath...phhhheeeeewwwww. Ok, I'm over it. You win this time, PaperCut Team, but there will be a day when I outwit you and the rest of the internet. Just you wait and see...

Enjoy your chainsaw noises, I guess.

 

Kit Kat Ring - Kinda...

                      

I never realized how much writing on the Dairy makes me want a Kit Kat until today when I'm far away from the basket where all the Kit Kats live. This is especially strange that I'd become so accustomed to the act of eating Kit Kats at this particular time of day that I have psychologically linked it to the act of working. I mean we  just got Kit Kats for the office like a day ago, and the last time before that they were the Easter packaging. Why? Why am I suddenly obsessed with Kit Kats? And why is slick urban fashion and  the internet mocking me? You might as well call those a pair of brass knuckles because I feel like I just got punched in the face.

The Phenomenon Kick It Ring is available here for $155.00. Just think of all the Kit Kats I could buy with that money... My Blog, I have a problem.

[via Albotas]

 

How To Open A Banana (Like A Monkey)

                      

 I've been so wrong.

...For so long.

Thank you... Thank. You.

 

View Finder Mirror!

                      

                      

There are many mysteries in life. The Bermuda Triangle, haunted houses, Sherlock Holmes books and why I am not looking at myself in a View Finder mirror. Yeah, go ahead and solve that one, Robert Downey Jr.!

The View Mirror is available from Jellio for $150.00.