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Today on the Dairy: Mugs, truffles and comic book ladies!

Mugs Of A Feather Link Together

It doesn't seem fair that anyone would be expected to carry more than two of anything. I mean, come on. Two arms means two hands. And two hands means two orders and a giant side of "shut up and get it yourself." Unless your mugs can link together, of course. Now if only I could link my bank account to Bill Gate's.

Link Mugs are available from Mocha in a set of 3 (gasp!) for about $53.00.

[via HolyCool]

 

4-Armed Men = Toyota Hybrid? Sure!

Speaking of the inconvenience of having two arms, it looks like this guy has it totally figured out. Though I do feel kind of bad for his second set of limbs. But not bad enough to not hire my own. Now if you'll excuse me, Timmy has offered to take the job and he's got a lot of training to complete. You better not get fresh with me, Timmy. And keep your hands out of my pockets.

Thanks, Mr. Sadorf!

 

Recipe Cards - An Excuse To Talk About The Asparagus

I'm not really one to follow a recipe, let alone create one, but these cards kind of stuck with me. Mostly because of the asparagus. Ok, completely because of the asparagus. I'm hypnotized! It's simply beyond genius and I just want to wrap my head around the concept. An asparagus... in underwear. It's excellent. It's brilliant. It's...it's partially naked! Nobody else has nipples but this asparagus does (and a belly button!). So I thought about it, and I considered the pros and cons of hosting it here on the Dairy. I came to the conclusion that there are no cons because nearly naked asparagus is so cool.

That's when I found this.

Now that's asparagus that won't take shit from no one. Just look at the sunglasses. He doesn't even care that he's not wearing pants! Plus, he's changed his underwear, so you know he practices good hygiene. Not that it would even matter. He's that cool.

Alright, I'm over the asparagus. Go buy it in recipe card or print form from the MyZoetrope Etsy shop.

UPDATE: I'm not over the asparagus. Heeeeee!

 

Mario Truffles And Then Some - Om Nom Nom!

Flickr-er and chocolateer Ana Fuji sure knows a thing or two about decorating a truffle. Yeah, the giant Mario party is impressive, but digging deeper into her Flickr album I've come to learn that this girl has chocolate-fied everything I love. Like...

The Nightmare Before Christmas!

Hello Kitty!!

Tokidoki (including the Moofia)!!!

Whoa, Scribblenauts?!? Ooooooh, best thing ever, best thing eveeer!

Check out all of Ana Fuji's truffle-y goodies here.

[via GEARFUSE]

 

Comic Book Makeup

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Boom! Pow! Splonk! Mint!

Never underestimate the power of the MAC Cosmetics artists. They'll Roy Lichtenstein the Wham! out of you before you can even say MoMA! But hey, if you're stuck on a costume for Halloween and have a creative touch, with just a little fabric paint, some outlandish makeup and a primary colored wig you can be your very own comic book styled dame in distress. Though you might want to allow a solid 10 hours or so for the makeup alone. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'...

[Charmed via LaughingSquid]