Cadbury Ornament Creme Eggs

There is always a fine line between whether or not holiday candies that are delicious should be available more than once a year. Sure, it makes them more special and I can't really think of any other time of the year I'd want to eat a candy cane. Candy corn on the other hand I could eat any day, every day.

The Easter inspired Cadbury Creme Eggs rock my world. And I'm sure there's a whole lot more worlds they rock besides mine. All of you who join me in the praise of these teeth-aching bits of joy, rejoice. Cadbury has disguised the Easter must haves as ornaments for Christmas. Holy moly YES!

 Gun Purse

Sometimes a bad attitude and a chip on your shoulder is not enough to really get the message across that you do not want to be approached or talked to. Well is the new black. The Pursuader is a leather purse shaped to look like a pretty big gun, which will most likely do the trick. Available for $289, there is no actual stitiching. Take notice to the cell phone pocket in the clip.

I woudn't suggest anyone to actually use this bag, even if it is pretty cool looking. Especially in cities liek New York or London. The police will have your face to the ground in record timing.  

The Anit-Stuffed Animal 

Road kill never fails to make me sad, so I'm not even sure why I'd want a toy of it. There are two reasons to have a Squash-plush. One, you have a dark side, you find dead things funny, and you enjoy shocking people. Or two, you want to make up for the terrible demise of such once cute fury creatures of nature. I'm a number 2. Which one are you?

Festive Mugs

The holidays bring appreciation for cozy drinking time of tea, coffee, and hot cocoa. No matter what, it is always acceptable to have an extra set of holiday mugs. These tree and star mugs look like a cookie cutter or cupcake tray, but are for your drinking pleasure. Apparently there's a heart-shaped one as well. Aww.

Mario Mushroom Slippers 

Baby, it's cold outside and you need to keep those toesies warm. A pair of household slippers never goes unappreciated, so how about giving these to your basement dwelling gamer friends. We have no time to be getting feet colds when you have to unlock all the songs on Rock Band. Unless you're in California. I really wish they had given a top view shot. Regardless, they're still worth the $15.99.

Motherboard Tree 

Just because the inside of computers always makes awesome Christmas decorations. Available from Urban Outfitters for only $10, the Motherboard tree is equipped with battery operated, flashing LED lights. Keep in mind though that lights actually flash red. 

I really want to make a reference to that "My Humps" song with the battery trunk, but I'm afraid of what kind of carnage that will inspire against me here in the office.