Party Popper Chandelier

Stuart Haygarth, known for his found-object lamps, is responsible for this pretty thing. It's a chandelier made from 1000 party poppers, collected from the New Year's of 01-01-00 in London. 

Solar Christmas Lights 

Imagine the speed at which your money's drainage accelerates during the season. If Christmas shopping doesn't do enough damage, there's always December's electricity bill. Avoid that dreadful slip and go green with these solar powered strung lights. During the day, 2 AA batteries are charged by the self-contained solar panel, lighting all 50 LEDs during the night. Not only do you save electricity, but you eliminate the hassle of extension chords and outlets. They go for $29.95.

Octopus Lamp 

It's no mystery that the Octopus is one of the most incredible creatures to roam the planet (along with the giant squid). So pay homage to these graceful and terrifying creatures with these Octopus-inspired works of art. That is if you have like, $10,000. You do, right? 

Heaven Reservations 

A lot of you have been living the fast life, but has it ever dawned on you that you're pretty much screwed for the after-life? If you can't take the heat of Hell, consider reserving a spot in heaven. A gag-site is offering full refundable Heaven travel packages.  The Essential travel kit, for a single person, costs $12.95. The Access travel kit, for $15.95, allows VIP access to all the hot spots. Group discounts are also available. 

Star Wars On the Bagpipes

ChiliPad: Hot or Cold

The ChiliPad takes sets a whole new leve for heating pads and electric blanket. Instead of air, the ChiliPad uses water to generate temperature adjustments. Why Chili? Because not only does the pad control heating, it also controls cooling. It's you choice of temperature, anywhere between 65 to 100 degrees.