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Today on the Dairy: Whips, clocks and Transformers!

This Guy Is Amazing

Don't ask me how Dom found this. The fact is he did and that is all that matters. Will someone please give this guy a million dollars so he can buy a million dollars worth of whips? Please?

Katamari Controller

I already struggle with the weird and uncomfortably vivid dreams I have after playing a little "too much" Katamari and something tells me that this life-sized Katamari controller by Kellbot will hardly help my condition. Pfft, like I care. Bring on the Katamari!

A long time ago, in a galaxy identical to this one, I wanted to make a life-sized Katamari, and use it to play Katamary Damacy on PS2. My friend Eric Skiff shot a video, and while it’s not quite a polished project, I decided it’s time to share it with the world.

Kelly, you're my hero. Read more about her super awesome pants Katamari project here.

[via MAKE]

Top Gear - Even Their Merchandise Is Funny

The only thing that's further away from being a gearhead than me would be my evil twin who can't drive stick. I think she's left handed too. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that even I love Top Gear. It's so fantastic that even their merch's clothing tags make me laugh. Hmm, I guess I won't be testing out that tutu on Bowie the Betta when I get home. Now what am I going to do with all my free time?

[via MonsterMunch]

Confusey Clock

The Hand In Hand Clock by designer Johan Bisse Mattsson is like trying to read the time from your windshield wipers. Not to say it's impossible, it's just kind of confusing. So what's the deal? Well, the second hand rotates around the tip of the minute hand, which rotates around the hour hand, which rotates normally. Yeah, it sure is fancy. Do you know what else it is? Awesome.

Still confused? Watch it in action here.

[via YankoDesign]

Transformer USB Drive - Ravage

Ooooh my gorsh. I was just tipped off to this Ravage Transformer USB drive that actually transforms. Um, hells effing yeah! Sure it's a little on the pricey side but I've always been an advocate on dropping a little extra cash if it really makes you happier in the end. Now, would a Ravage Transformer USB drive make you happier than a non transforming USB drive? Yes. Yes it would.

The Ravage Transforming USB 2GB Drive is available for preorder from the BigBadToyStore for $42.99 and is estimated to arrive in September 2009. Please take good care of it.

Thanks, Michael!

Wedding Cake Avatars

Xbox avatar wedding cake toppers! Finally! What would have I ever done without them? Absolutely nothing different. Then again, my wedding priorities are different than most. For example: Is Elvis my ordained minister and am I wearing the dress from the "November Rain" video? The answer to those questions better be yes or I will go Bridezilla on you. Ha ha! I Kid!

But seriously, I'm being totally serious.

Moving on, Xbox fans can now celebrate their special day in Xbox fashion with Paul Pape Designs' fully customizable Avatar wedding cake toppers, available for $100.00 each.

Thanks, Sarah!

[via Kotaku]

Yes, I Keep A Giant Puppy In My Garage

Garages are much like your refrigerators. Sometimes they're super spiffy, clean and worthy of a gander from the outside world, but most of the time they're stuffed from the door to the ceiling with trash and things you've completely forgotten about. Like a carton of milk from 2 months ago or a Razor scooter. That's why StyleYourGarage is here to help with their jumbo garage door posters to make your garage (and simply by association, life) a whole lot more interesting and desirable. Sure this newfound state of being interesting may attract some unwanted guests with sticky fingers, but really the joke is on them.

Note to StyleYourGarage: While I'd totally be attracted to a ginormous puppy, Falcor would be even better. Get to it.

Thanks to Mike, the greatest American hero!

[via Autoblog]