People Are Getting Smarter

Nuff' said.  

"You're Kidding Me!?" Phone Service

Don't lie. You totally fiddle with your phone when in awkward situations or social events. If only someone would call you so you don't have to look so gawky and maladroit. "You're Kidding Me!?" is a wireless phone service to alleviate any social function awkwardness. After dialing you can choose either a casual or important conversation. The service prompts you with words and sentences for you to repeat, simulating a genuine conversation.  But unless you want to call Denmark, we'll have to wait for this concept to catch on. 

Guitar Hero Turntable Mod 

I personally don't understand the appeal of modding Guitar Hero or Rock Band when those controllers are probably the most fun you could get out of it. However if you're a master scratcher, or want to be, maybe this is more up your alley. It still exercises rhythm and seems challenging enough. I'd like to know if you could actually get some real life skill out of it. 

So what's next? Who's gonna mod a tuba?

Radiator Mug

The radiator mug is a porcelain mug designed to prevent you from burning your hands when holding onto that hot cup of tea. It's pretty sleek looking, but I'm more concerned about my tongue being burnt to the degree where it's out of order. 

Origami X-Wing  

As far as I got...

If you're handy with the paper folding art of origami, I dare you to take this one on. I use to be more skilled in paper folding, but apparently I have lost the touch. I tried to make one for Veggie Jackson, but I just couldn't get passed this one step. I had to give up the surprise and let him intervene, and still we were incapable of completing it. Tragic. 

The Kamioka Observatory

The Kamioka Observatory in Japan is a cyndrical tube filled with 50,000 tons of ultra-purified water, nestled 1,000 meters underground. The photomultiplier tube walls can detect neutrinos, proton decay and cosmic rays. It's not open to the public. I can't help but thin if this place would inspire a state of Nirvana or result in some of the most horrifying nightmares.  

I have to agree with electro^plankton on this one, it totally does look like the next Daft Punk video. I would like to add that it would totally be directed by Mark Romanek. 

Squeeze Me Mittens 

Made for all of you that have little children of some form to drag through the public and worry about. Designed perfectly for the hand hold, you can still keep both of your hands toasty while holding onto the little munchkins. No word on if they come as a single or a pair. If they do come as a pair, they should also have an extra mitten for the other little hand. 

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