Missed the dairy this week? Don't worry. Osteoporosis won't be knocking at your door with this review. 

Portal Cake Nuff. Said.

 They say it's a lie, but I'll still try to eat it. 

Darth Vader Is Really A Samurai Created by the Yoshitoku Company, the "Samurai Vader" comes with traditional bow and sword. Be respectful. This suit was made by the hands of 70+ year old men. The helmet and weapons go for $1,500 while the suit itself is $5,200. You can't actually wear it since it's only 1/4 scale. Don't be discouraged. This just means you should dress children in it. They make great little killers.

Earlier this week I saw Akira Kurosawa's "The Hidden Fortress" which was a major influence of George Lucas when he made "Star Wars". Looks like Star Wars is more Japanese than we realized.

Umbrella Water Gun Water collects in the concave top, and travels down to the water gun handle. We may run into a problem here. It's not like its a neon yellow and orange toy gun, you know some people are totally going to go Boston on it. I guess it'd be worth it to soak them, if you're a jerk. But clearly this is the jerk umbrella so, I guess anything goes...

I don't think I'd have the balls to be a jerk with it. I'd probably kill anyone who'd squirt me with it. But its still awesome.

Programming Language Inventor Or Serial Killer?
I've come across this site before but Shiny Shiny brought it back to my attention today. Looking at a series of pictures of different men, you have to guess which one is the the killer and which one is just really smart. Totally fun. Totally creepy. My sad results. One of those questions was totally a trick!

Fascinated and terrified be serial killers, this quiz still freaks me out.

Standing strong at 12 cm, these mini beepy robots will be doing more than beeping. Available in December, they will be priced at a mere $40. I guess it's super R2-D2 appreciation year starting with the coolest mailboxes ever to grace the planet. Too bad C-3PO never gets any love. But then again, he's kind of a know-it-all jerk.

No MacBook is complete without them, obviously. The bosses need to step up becuase these speakers have "REQUIRED FOR GAMERVISION OFFICE USE" written ALL over them. 

DON'T FORGET!!
I want pictures of YOUR pumpkins! Email them to me at nikkita@gamervision.com and I'll put them on the dairy.