Today's Sundae: Hail, devil worship and gorillas!
Oklahoma has a whole lot more to worry about than just tornadoes.
Having lived in Colorado when I was little, I've seen some pretty colorful storms that could beat up the dads of all the storms in Pennsylvania. Seriously, PA. Your shit is weak! And while I don't remember the golf ball-sized chunks of hail, I do remember the stories about all the innocent summer lovers that got rained on and brutally bruised by them on the ferris wheel at Elitches. Well finally I get a chance to see the monster hail that I've heard about all my life from the safety of Pennsylvania.
Make sure to hang in there for the video. It starts out pretty crazy, but it just gets worse. Hopefully nobody planted pretty flowers that day.
You guys want summer activity suggestions? Sail a freakin' moon bounce castle. Better yet, sail a freakin' moon bounce castle and get paid by Honda for all that viral marketing. Even better yet, crash an international regatta, because you can, because you're working for Honda.
The video is kind of lame, but the thought of floating around in a bouncy castle has got my imagination and summer time fantasies rolling. How have I never thought about doing this before? The real question is, who's with me? The sea is our limit!
Funny I should stumble across these awesome devil horns hand hooks thing-a-ma-bobbers while I was rocking out to some Dio this morning. I'm actually still listening to Dio and I have been for the past 24 hours. What does all of this say about me? I'm an awesome person in mourning. Moving on! The Umberto and Luisa hooks by Soup Studio are a must have for all you design lovers who don't want to put your metal status in any kind of peril. It's okay to like nice things as long as you still sacrifice a lamb on your lawn on the regular. You know, for all the neighborhood kids to see!
And just because I can't let it go: Dio.
Oh, boy. Now, I've always liked the moon, pimples and all, but I've never really thought of it as a backdrop of an epic love story (epic-ness starts around 3:41). Dare I say I was moved by said moon love? Probably because I'm a much bigger softy than I've tried to lead you guys to believe. Stupid, Daniel. Knowing things I like so much... Then again, you guys probably have already figured that out ages ago.
Thanks, Daniel! And remember, don't go wrangling moon pimples right after eating. Always wait at least 30 minutes.
If you haven't already overdosed on weekend morning pancakes, here's a hunk of sweetness that'll be sure to put you in a coma. Five years after being released back into the wild, Kwibi the gorilla is paid a visit by conservationist and old friend Damian Aspinall. In other words, go get a box of tissues because this just might set you off. Yeah, it's up there with Christian the lion.
I totally tried to describe both of these videos to someone last night. Despite my enthusiasm, I still did them no justice.
So, who finished his/her tissue box?