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The Sundae Review
With A Cherry On Top
by Nikkita


Today's Sundae: First dates, watermelons and trees in jars!

Ok, they're not technically LEGOs. They're Blokz. Whatever that means. Actually, I do know what that means. "Prevention of a ridiculously expensive lawsuit." Fair enough. Moving on. Celebrate a new year of getting old by staying eternally young... at heart. Ha! You can't reverse aging! But apparently you can staple your eyebrows to your forehead.
Blokz Birthday Candles are available from PerpetualKid for $7.99.
Let me tell you something about first dates. I... *shudder* Yeah, we'll leave it at that. Anyway, unlike many first dates, this blooming web series has some potential. What can I say? I have a soft spot for a little "King Of Wishful Thinking."
Check out Gavin Speiller's Youtube channel for more and upcoming webisodes.


Sure, my sunglasses tend to double as a headband, but not because it looks cool or keeps my hair out of my face. It's more of a case of "I just so happen to be wearing sunglasses right now but hey, look at that, I need to remove them for a moment. Swoop." And while I'm not one to tell people what or what not to wear, I'd still like to strongly advise any enticed readers to stick with either a headband or a pair of glasses. They're just not meant to be morphed into one. Kind of like how that drunk hipster girl at the bar last night wasn't meant to be wearing her sunglasses at night. What? She didn't put them on until after she came in. Major faux pas.
Hairglasses are available from RetailFacility for about $25.00.

I'm not really sure how one goes about fitting a tree into a collection of jars but I assume it takes a lot of patience. And a good saw. Wow, this is starting to sound like the beginning to a very sinister story... Sorry, blood lusters. We're only talking about trees here. Anyway, next time I need a tree compartmentalized, I'll leave it up to Naoko Ito. She obviously has a knack for it.
Gratuitous Pets Eating Watermelon Post
I couldn't help myself. There's just something so fascinating about something so fluffy eating something so watery.


Traditional maps don't really have the means to reflect the warmth and community of your city and town. These Soft-Maps, on the other hand, simply can't wait to wrap themselves around you. Ain't no shame in showing your roots a little love with a warm snuggle.
Check out Soft-Maps and all the attention they've been getting here.
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twenty-five fucking dollars?