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The Sundae Review
With A Cherry On Top
by Nikkita


Today's Sundae: Pi, Keyboard Cat and candy!
March 14th = 3.14!
Unfortunately, I was too busy brushing my teeth or putting away groceries or something during the official Pi minute at 1:59 (3.14159... get it??). Come to think of it, Pi minute could have actually been last night in the a.m.. Come to think of that, thanks to daylight savings, Pi Day will actually be an hour longer this year! Wait... that's not right. Oh well, go ahead and eat an hour's worth of extra pie and other round shaped foods anyway!
So which geeky holiday is next? The Ides of March, of course. Make sure to stab a friend in the back tomorrow!
Remember that one Russian guy that we all love? You know, the one who doesn't need to move his mouth to sing? Yeah, he's the best. And by the best, I mean the absolute scariest. Seriously, this guy could contend with the likes of a Crispin Glover minotaur beast hybrid for super creep eccentricity that you wouldn't invite to your birthday party. Anyway, someone did us the huge favor of literalizing all his "ooooooh"s, and if I do say so myself, he's done a fine job.
I'm sorry, but new Keyboard Cat does not hold a candle to original Keyboard Cat. Then again, I am kind of biased when it comes to both my keyboards and my cats. And as far as the song goes, I've already used that loop in GarageBand to its fullest cheesy potential. But hey, at least Charles Schmidt, owner and manager of the original Keyboard Cat, is still living his life even after the loss of his feline friend. Keep on meowing, Charles.
You really shouldn't do that.
Love, Nikkita
And that's not even half of it. That's right, there's plenty more candy to eat. And while I do think this chart does an excellent job with both its organization and suggestions, I'm gonna have to go ahead and draw the conclusion that you should go ahead and eat all of the candy. And by you, I mean me. And by should, I mean will. First up? All the chalk flavors and then maybe some Fun-Dip. But just for the edible stick. Yeah, edible stick! I wonder if this could count as an edible stick (lk-em-stick?) endorsement so the makers of Fun-Dip can stock me up with a lifetime stick supply for my raving efforts. That would totally be the happiest day of my life.
...My God, there is something wrong with me.
Check out the full version of the What Should I Eat? candy chart here!
May This Image Be Forever Burned In Your Brain
The only thing that could make this more epic/awesome/fierce/explosively fantastic is if this oddly mutated shark was actually a bear shark. And if Batman had gills. Just sayin'.




Comments
Happy Pi day to YOU!
A better way to celebrate March 15th is just to drink a St. Ides. Just sayin'.
Also, I like the candy chart because it leaves me with SO MANY OPTIONS.