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The Sundae Review
With A Cherry On Top
by Nikkita
I believe it's about 23.7% of the world's population that is capable of growing a fine mustache. As for the rest of us who are green with envy, there are many products to enhance the mustaches that we may or may not already have. One of which being this fine mustache attached necklace. Your see, when you have a mustache hanging around your neck, you're pretty much prepared for anything from kung fu ninjas to Martha Stewart. Hey, she's a dirty fighter yo.
The Moustache Necklace (moustache? How fancy!) is available from the Lazy Oaf Shop for about $24.00.
Ferragamo CD and Headphone Tie
Yeah, I just drooled a little. Alright, so I'm a bit out of the loop when it comes to high fashion. Actually, according to my bank account I'm in another galaxy. Still, I like to think I know a little something something. And one thing I do know is Ferragamo = really really good. I'm stoked to see such a highly regarded designer like Ferragamo taking a more fun approach for all those fancy men. Yeah, I think I can hear a gaggle of metrosexuals in the distance singing something very euro trashy in celebration... Just wait till they see it in navy.
SLAAAAYERRRRRRRR!!!!
Alright, now that I got that out of the way, let's move on. I honestly thought Vans had reached their pinnacle when they released the Iron Maiden themed sneaks. I'll be honest, it made my eyes a little misty. And now Slayer? Hot diggity Jesus, is it Christmas already? You know, as much as I'd want to say that these shoes would "rock your socks", it'd be an understatement because clearly these shoes will explode your feet. Also, walking in them apparently triggers a series of torture devices in hell. Wow, I don't even think Satan could pull these off. And dudes, Satan is totally brutal.
The lady responsible for the DIY knitted Transformers washclothes is at it again with some help from the family. Except this time, it's very delicious. Yeah, you can always out-do yourself when you take the delicious route. Well played. I can't even imagine how happy that kid Evan was, along with just about every adult in the room. Man, now I really regret being a no-show to his party. But in my defense, they told me there wouldn't be any booze. How in the hell was I supposed to know there'd be cake?
Here's a fun and affordable way to spruce up the dinner table. These Comic Appetizer Plates from CB2 are made from porcelain and come in three different designs. Even better, they're only $2.95 each. Oh, don't worry, you'll get your more than your money's worth since these plates are both dishwasher and microwave safe. Also they make a really loud sound and break when you throw them at a wall. Well, at least that's what I look for in a plate...
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Those comic book placemats and plates are adorable. I love them.
And we should probably keep some of those mustache necklaces around the office... in case of emergencies. You never know when Mike is gonna try to draw one on your face until one grows in its place.
I need those Slayer shoes!