Today's Sundae: Baby portals, carrots and fire!

Where Babies Come From

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Ok, so now we know how babies got here but really that only answers half of the question of where babies come from. What I really need to know is how the hell does a baby get an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device? Don't you need a license for one of those? Or does Aperture Science not really care about gun regulation?

The Where Babies Come From baby onesie is available from CafePress/SquirtShrits for about $13.00.

[via Wonderland]

 

Carrot Tree

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There's a lot of trees growing on my street, but none of them are carrot trees like this one spotted in Antwerp, Belgium. I'm not entirely sure when carrots started growing into trees, but I'm a fan. I would love to make a request for some carrot trees here, but that might be a bad idea. I also happen to be a fan of trees in general and if I eat up all the trunks of all the trees, I'll have no one to blame but myself. Also, I'd probably be pretty orange and really, that's just not a look I'm going for right now.

Anywho, long live the carrot trees!

[via Neatorama]

 

One-A-Day Calendar

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For being 365 days long, a year sure does go by pretty fast. I was actually just distracted by the lack of light outside that I would have sworn was plentiful a month ago before I stumbled across Dominic Wilcox's One-A-Day Calendar. Wow, who'd thought 365 cod liver pills could put a year in perspective? Especially if you circle all birthdays and anniversaries. Though that could get kind of confusing knowing that today is a significant day but not remembering exactly why. Yeah, you might want a back up calendar just in case. After all, what's the point of staying healthy if everyone is going to get mad at you?

[via noquedanblog]

 

Happy Frowny Shirt

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It's no secret that the human race is a sensitive species. We have many emotions and even more ways of expressing them. If that isn't scary enough, we can switch between these spontaneous and uncontrollable emotions at the drop of the hat or a flick of a switch. One minute we're happy and the next we're raging, threatening the bu boy with a butter knife. Considering our expressive nature, it's probably a good idea to dress in clothing that can clarify we're approachable or not.

Truth is I just like watching this picture switch from happy to frowny over and over again.

The Happy/Sad Reversible Sweatshirt is available from FredFlare for $44.00. For the record, this shirt happens to be intended for women and while that may seem perfectly fitting, don't think you're off the hook. Just because girls are criminally insane does not mean boys' behavior is acceptable either.

 

Colorflame Candles = Colorful Fire

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Do you know what's really great? Fire. But if you're a style conscious pyro, like myself, matching fire and destruction to your outfit isn't always so easy. Luckily with these Colorflame Birthday Candles, you can feel free to wear whatever your heart desires and still fit in. I mean, until you burn the house down... Please don't do that.

Colorflame Birthday Candles are non toxic, biodegradable, awesome and are available from ThinkGeek for $2.99.