Today's Sundae: Jazz cat, bunnies and zombies in Florida!

Cat Dance!

This was just sent to me by the lactose tolerant Michael under the subject of "Jazz Hands Cat." That pretty much covers it.

Wait for it.... Wait for it... THERE! Ha! Props to Nick Wolfe. Make sure to check out his webcomic, Name Removed, while you're at it.

 

Tee Time

It's finally October which means more than just desirable weather conditions, foliage and candy corn. It's time to pull out your orange pumpkin tees! Now don't even try to pretend like you don't have one (I was totally snooping in your closet earlier). But in case you're feeling a little extra sensitive this season, you can pick a Sad Pumpkin tee from PrintLiberation for $18.00.

 

The Sweetest Thing

I feel like I just rolled in a puddle of maple syrup and pixie sticks and then dived into a pool filled with marshmallows and sunshine. Sure my teeth are crumbling and my heart is palpitating, but that was just so gosh darn cute I don't even care. I mean, until I crash from this sugar high and realize that my gums are in an inconceivable amount of pain and my hands will never stop shaking.

Thanks to Mike who maybe someday will learn how to love and cry. No, Mike is not a robot.

 

University Of Florida's Zombie Emergency Response Plan

Because sometimes people can be incredibly amazing, someone who really cared about their school put up a 6-page long zombie outbreak plan on the University of Florida's website under the title of "Simulation Exercise No. 5." Unfortunately for the students, faculty and staff, it has been detected and taken down. But have no fear, you can still scope out all 6 pages here. Please pass this on to any UF students you may know since they have been unfairly robbed of the resource.

[via BookOfJoe]

 

Video Game Warnings

Hello, conservative parent! How are you? Yeah, I don't really care. Listen. This whole banning of video games thing seems a little silly to me, but hey, we'll meet you in the middle with some extra warnings on the packaging. No problem.

I'm glad we had this talk. Now please get out of my house.

[GamerPaper via Albotas]