Today's Sundae: Beds, unicycles and wasabi!

Christmas Lights Hero

Judging by the decorations alone, I'm guessing that this is the house that I want to wake up in on Christmas.

...Assuming that all the presents under the tree are for me. What? I need a new set of everything!

[via CraziestGadgets]

 

Millennium Falcon Bed

Only the maker of the Hamburger Bed could be so skilled in beds, geeks and things loved by the male gender to create the Millennium Falcon bed. Why has this bed not been made before now? And if it has, why am I not sleeping on it in my room? Even more confusing, why can I never spell "millennium" correctly? I must be in need of rest. I'll email you my address, Kayla.

I mean, this is my Christmas present, right?

Check out more pics here!

[vie Geekologie]

 

Dino Bed

Speaking of beds I want to sleep in, some lucky little kid somewhere snatched up yet another one of my dreams: to be roommates with a dinosaur. Granted, I'd prefer something smaller and less carnivorous, but hey, supplies are low. I wonder how this kid's family was able to swing this deal. They must have agreed to pay for you-know-who's orthodontic work when little Tommy finishes puberty, assuming he's not a 20+ y/o... which is entirely plausible.

[3Murphys via BoingBoing]

 

Tandem Unicycle

No offense dude, but something tells me that Daisy would take one look at this unicycle built for two and say "fuck that." If it makes you feel any better, I've heard she has a terrible sense of direction and she can't even fly. Pfft, what a loser. But I'm sure you'll find a lovely pedal partner to roll into the sunset with one day (if you haven't already).

[Corbin'sTreehouse via Make]

 

Wasabi Lip Balm

Is it too soon to say this is a bad idea?

When I think of the word "balm," I generally think of things that are "soothing" and "easing of pain, stinging or any kind of discomfort." This is great in the case of lip balm since chapped lips are no joke. Wasabi lip balm on the other hand, well, my brain simply does not compute. Then again, I don't have much experience or interest in burning my face with fire lava.

Wasabi Lip Balm is available from ArchieMcPhee for $2.95. Wow, my lips hurt already. No joke.

[via bookofjoe]