Today's Sundae: The Paparazzi, webcams and goldfish!
Anti-Paparazzi Purse

If I had to describe the Paparazzi to an alien, I think I'd say something like "the Paparazzi is kind of like dog poop...in a burning landfill." On second thought that would be an insult to dogs, their poop and burning trash. Like really, how does one sleep at night knowing that their success is based off of if they got a picture of Britney Spears with a ginormous frappacino or getting a shot of Paris Hilton's cooch...again?!

Now, just because you're not famous doesn't mean you can't give them the hard time they deserve (the flaming dog poopers that is). So go ahead and give that Lohan girl a call, tell her to meet you at the Viper Room for "a kilo of coke" and set up shop outside with the Adam Harvey's Anti-Paparazzi Clutch Bag, the only accessory that flashes back. I mean, except for the um, you know, lack of a certain accessory if ya know what I'm saying...

P.S. If Lindsay haggles you for the drugs, just give her a pixie stick and a Redbull.

[via LikeCool]

 

Sour's Super Webcam Video

 Here's a video from the Japanese band Sour using a bundle of webcams to blow your brains away. Man, why can't my brain be big enough to conceptualize, organize and execute something this awesome? It breaks my heart sometimes. But who knows. With the power of international fandom, you can probably do anything! Ya hear that, Sour? Just you wait until I get a hold of my international fan base! Am I right guys?!

...Guys?

*crickets*

[via TheAwesomer]

 

Fancy Eclairs

I've never met an eclair that I couldn't eat, but these uber fancy eclairs from Fauchon may cause some deep seated guilt for destroying something that's beautiful. What am I saying? I love destroying beautiful things. Even mildly attractive things like Jared Leto.

[CakeheadLovesEvil via NOTCOT]

 

Wrong Drain...

Last I checked, you flushed your dead fishes down the toilet, not the drain. But if you meant to use Goldie as a bath plug, then by all means...

Goldie Hawn, on the other hand, doesn't fit down a drain or a toilet, and while she may have been cute in her heyday, she won't do much for your bath. Stick with the Stuck! Goldfish Bathplug from Slam instead.

[via HolyCool]

 

Michael Jackson Vs. Downfall - Too Soon?

 There's only so much tasteful execution one can expect from a parody of a film about Hitler, but this time it's not just about Xbox Live, grammar or Comcast. Michael Jackson is dead and Hitler is totally pissed. It comes with the territory I guess?

[via BoingBoing]