You know what we hated? Political Ads. There were tons of them! They seemed to never stop.
Finally, yesterday, it all came to an end. Thank God.
So we decided to make some of our own. For Sim City 2000.
Paul Ritchey, a.k.a. me, is running on a platform of reforming his own incumbency. That doesn't make sense, but just go along with it:
Dominic Moschitti, his opponent, has already begun the mudslinging:
It's about to get ugly.