Atlus is a publisher known for sending out delightful, humorous, unique press releases, but unfortunately, today’s presser came with some somber news. A shipment of Raiho plushies, sure to be ultra-rare collectibles and bonus gifts for upcoming PS2 game Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon, is feared lost at sea after being hijacked by a band of sea pirates. Yes, you read that right.

As you can see in the photographic evidence provided above, the plush-nappers have made a list of demands in exchange for the 4.6 tons of plushies lost. However, Atlus is remaining firm on their corporate policy not to negotiate with sea pirates. You can read the official statement in the press release below, and then think about how cold and empty your life will be without that Raiho plushie you wanted.

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA -- APRIL 1, 2009 -- Atlus U.S.A., Inc. today announced that the sole shipment of Raiho plushies, the very rare and highly irresistible bonus set to be bundled with each and every launch copy of the upcoming Shin Megami Tensei®: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon™ for PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system, has been hijacked by a roving pirate frigate.  A video of the captive stuffed toys has also surfaced, emphasizing the seriousness of the matter.
 
"Today is a somber day for Atlus," began Aram Jabbari, Manager of PR and Sales for Atlus.  "Nearly 4.6 tons of Raiho, our ultra-collectible bonus for Devil Summoner 2, have been plush-napped.  The pirates responsible have made a list of demands and offered numerous overt threats as to the safety of the Raihos.  While it pains us gravely, and it no doubt disappoints the fans, we remain strong in our resolve and maintain our corporate policy: Atlus does not negotiate with sea pirates.  Let us think of the plushies as they were... cute, stuffed, and delightful."

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