Today is a very big day, ladies and gentlemen, for today kicks off the 2008 E3 Media and Business Summit. I have been following E3 every year since I was twelve, and now, thirteen years later, I am closer to the action than I’ve ever been before. Well, as close as I can be without actually being at the show, or in the same city, or even in the state of California.
But who cares! We’ve got Coop, Chris, Mike, and Joe to do all that stuff, and they will be live on the show floor all week with plenty of news and updates. However, let’s not forget that someone has to stay home and keep things running smoothly at Gamervision HQ. After all, news is breaking here on the east coast as well. Just look at all of the stuff we’ve got going on—LIVE FROM RAINY DOYLESTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA!
We may be down a few staff members this week, but things are still hustling and bustling at HQ. Just look at these exciting new photos that have surfaced!
Hmm, actually, it’s looking a little bit like a ghost town in here. I wonder if anything is happening outside?
No activity yet in the empty parking spaces where the vehicles of Mike, Chris, Coop, and Joe once parked, but we will keep someone out there all day long (rain or shine) to see if anyone dares park in their spots.
Gamervision now takes you to the office of the one and only Mike, where I usually like to go and hang out at various times during the day.
Usually Mike would be sitting there, hard at work, but now his office is cold and empty. It’s a sobering sight.
Elsewhere at Gamervision HQ…
Luke waits for his favorite ping pong partner to return home. I’m sure he’s hard at work concocting lots of articles in his head. There’s a lot going on under that baseball cap, my friends.
GAMERVISION EXCLUSIVE! We can now exclusively report on Nikkita’s activity today. Apparently, Joe’s absence has forced her to act out in shocking ways.
What is Nikkita doing over by Joe’s desk? And is that spray paint in her hand?
You heard it here first: Nikkita has vandalized Joe’s desk. I’m sure it’s just because she has a bad case of separation anxiety, and not because it’s so much fun to mess with his stuff. She tried to be stealthy about it, but luckily our super team of reporters were here on the scene to catch this exclusive breaking story.
More E3 news coming to you live from Doylestown all week long! STAY TUNED!