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Sony Dismisses IGN's PSP2 Rumors

Also Humorously Faces IGN

by Sarah

There are some rumors in the video game industry that seem to constantly resurface whenever the news gets slow. The fabled 360 Blu-ray player and Wii hard drive are just a couple of these unsubstantiated news stories. There have also previously been rumblings of a brand new Sony handheld, usually referred to as the PSP2. IGN was the latest to “report” on the PSP2, citing “credible sources”:

IGN has learned from several credible sources that the PSP 2 is indeed on the horizon, and will be packing multi-touch technology. According to our sources, the PSP 2 will feature a widescreen multi-touch interface comparable to that of the iPhone for both in-game control and menu navigation. Unfortunately, we were unable to secure any additional details on the alleged new system, but this latest batch of rumors seems to fall in line with other recent claims orbiting the vast recesses of the internet.

Personally, I don’t think this makes sense at all, because the PSP is struggling as it is these days. Apparently, the folks at Sony agree that it’s pretty silly. Instead of giving the usual “no comment” reply that usually occurs following internet speculation, Sony decided to take the time to craft a response to IGN’s so-called news. A source close to Sony gave the following statement to MCVUK:


“Clearly, being a quiet time of year, many, what we thought to be credible websites, are making up stories about PSP2, and how it allows you to teleport across the globe, travel through time, and will be powered by the horns of baby rhinoceroses. Hopefully, you can sense a mild tone of sarcasm, which should hopefully indicate how ‘on the money’ IGN are. Needless to say, we don't comment on rumour or speculation, but this is nonsense.”
Oh snap, I think IGN just got pwned! I guess this means we won’t be hearing more about the mythical PSP2 anytime soon. Now, about that Wii hard drive…

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  • Voyou San
    Voyou San

    now that is some funny shit, sure beats no comment :)

  • Sean
    Sean

    For real too Voyou. I hope this kind of snark is a trend and not a one-off.

  • J-Man
    J-Man

    I'm with Sean. This should become a habit.

  • loltim
    loltim

    Thank you IGN for making some fake news so the rest of us would have actual news (of your fake news) to report on.

  • QMarc80
    QMarc80

    Awesome photo!

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