Well, the seasons are changing, and that means out with the sweaters and in with the short-sleeves. And if you're like me, by the end of winter, your arms are as pasty as two tubes of Elmer's glue wrapped in Saran Wrap. Who am I kidding? My arms look like that at the beginning and end of every season. Usually, I attempt to compensate for that look by wearing clothes that distract: loud shirts, two-toned shoes, Kangol hats. But this year, thanks to the hard work of the geeks at ThinkGeek, you can make sure that all anyone ever stares at is your chest. (Hear that ladies?)

That's right, the animated Pong t-shirt. Proclaim to the world entire that you are a geek, and a gamer, and you don't care who knows about it. It runs on two AAA batteries, and is machine-washable. All for the amazing price of just $24.99. All the 8-bitheads will be sporting them at the beach this summer.

Who am I kidding? Anyone wearing this shirt will be indoors.