Okay Rockstar, we get it. You're totally psyched for the release of The Ballad of Gay Tony, and we can't say we blame you. The addition of tanks, parachutes, and a handful of new weapons would be exciting enough on their own, but when you combine a Game of the Year with brand new characters, storylines, and gameplay modes, it's only natural that expectations are going to be high. But at some point, you have to stop with the videos. It's not that I don't love getting sneak peeks of what the game holds, but all the time spent cutting up trailers could be spent working on GTA V. Just saying.

Today's video introduces the world to Luis Lopez, who is described as Tony's right-hand man. In the video we discover that Luis has been to juvie, that he's ready to be the brains of the operation, and that he's not afraid to throw people off of buildings. Sounds like every other resident of Liberty City to me: