I admit that I avoid certain nice things as a means to avoid some inevitable and much unwanted destruction. I take pride in my belongings, and while I accept that simply driving my car invites a whole lot of damage to it, I don't plan on wearing white to a BBQ or a night out of sloppy drinking. So my gadgets aren't so flashy. So what? This guy eats sushi off his iPad.

Now this is in no way a criticism on iPad owner Shiinaneko. To be honest, I think it's brilliant. Kind of like the time one of our coworkers at GV slid his iPhone across the floor to make our in-house Apple fanboy uncomfortable. Or maybe it was his MacBook Pro. I can't remember. The point is, I love making people uncomfortable and support everyone else's efforts in doing so.

Then again, maybe I just support this careless display of Apple care while eating dinner because the man is responsible enough to cover his iPad with plastic before nomming sushi off a series of platters he's downloaded and uploaded. It makes me think about how all I want to do is drink red wine from some kind of brutal skull goblet. I assume that wouldn't really work in this case. Unless the wine was Jell-o. Hmmm... We might be onto something here.

And because I like lists almost as much as I like reactions of gullible and sensitive people, here are a few foods that would be fun (and dangerous) to eat off an iPad.

• Pancakes with syrup
• Ice cream
• BBQ ribs
• Anything with Bearnaise sauce. Just because I love it. Deeply.

Check out more pics of more sushi and plate configurations ingested by dear Shiinaneko here!

[via CrunchGear]