I understand there's not much to do once you start getting up there. Growing a mustache might even be fun, might make you look young and hip. But what does Snake do on his down time between jobs? He sells cell phones.

Remember those promo MGS4 statues that everyone and their mother wanted? I guess the guy who got his hands on this one thought it'd be sweet to have out front... with a work vest... and a pink tie. I'd so buy a cell phone from him! It better have the codec ringtone though, may god help Snake if there's no codec ringtone.

Next stop, Walmart greeter.