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Recreating Video Games in the Bedroom.
I'm sure i'm not the only person who will be playing a game when all of a sudden something happens that looks like fun to roleplay in the bedroom.
As mentioned in a previous post, i have a penchant for dressing up. Though, it’s not just something that i do by myself to improve my gaming prowess… i make use of the activity in more “normal” ways too.
Or at least i’d like to.
I’ve had a fantasy i’d quite like to fulfill for a while. Basically, i would like a girl to dress up as Princess Peach and call me from my kitchen. But, when i get into the kitchen all i will find is a note stating that the Princess is in another castle. So, it’ll be like, a scavenger hunt trying to find her.
If this goes well, i would consider getting other people involved. Maybe someone to dress up as a gorilla and throw barrels at me while i am looking for her
I’ve been playing this game called Borderlands recently, and there is an area called the Underdome, which is basically a gladiator style arena. It’s owned by a woman named Mad Moxxi, and she also gives a very sarcastic and insulting commentary of the arena matches from the top of a stand thing with a megaphone
She has a bit of a Harley Quinn vibe… and is undoubtedly very alluring. The way that i would recreate this in teh bedroom is by having the girl dress up as Mad Moxxi, and then giving a disinterested and demeaning play by play, preferably with a megaphone, while i’m rocking her world. Of course the girl in question would have to be a pretty good actress, as i’m quite good.
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All your base are belong to us?
I'm going to need a follow-up article from the missus.
She doesn't need to go into detail regarding the world-rocking though...
I don't follow, nhance.
I'm not sure I get it anymore either, though I am a bit amused thinking of a man dressed in a gorilla suit throwing barrels at you. Can you expand on that?
Have you really never experienced something in a game that you think would be fun to roleplay?
I find it hard to believe that i'm the only one who draws sexual inspiration from video games though. I mean, just the other day i was playing Silent Hill Homecoming, and noticed that the nurses are really hot.
I'm yet to think of a way to replicate this in the bedroom, but maybe it's better if i don't. A girl would be quite likely to take offense to being asked to dress in a sexy nurse outfit but cover her face with bandages.
That might make it more likely that she'll agree to the lunging awkwardly at a knife with me part though, so i don't know.
I play a lot of Forza. I'll ask my wife to make motor noises and see what happens.