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Age of Conan Experiences Worldwide Breast Reduction

Worst. Patch. EVER!

by Veggie Jackson

 

Funcom, developers of Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures, recently committed the greatest crime one can commit against humanity.  Due to a coding error in a recent patch for the MMO, Hyboria experienced a worldwide breast reduction!  According to the company’s blog, the patch accidentally changed “morph values” for the character models, shrinking all of Hyboria’s “tracts of land” significantly.  Funcom has addressed the issue, assuring players that "Your breasts should be back to normal soon."  It may sound silly, but Hyboria is famous for its savage warriors, deadly beasts, wicked sorcerors and buxom beauties, and sexuality has always been a vital part of the Conan mythos.  Without properly sized mammaries, it’s little more than an undercooked Middle Earth with more blood.  Let’s hope everything returns to normal soon.

 

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  • queenpolyanna
    queenpolyanna

    How can you play a game without buxom beauties

  • Coop
    Coop

    I checked my character and his breasts were alright, but I did notice a significant bulge shrinkage.

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