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Dynasty Warriors 7 Dated

Square, Square, Square, Square, Square, Panda, Square, Square, Square, Square, ....

by Veggie Jackson

Do you like pressing the "Square" Button on your PS3?  Do you like doing it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…?  Do you like first century China, or ludicrously romanticized versions of it?  If you answered yes to either of these questions, then you probably already know that Dynasty Warriors 7 (Really? Seven?  Jeez.) is on the way.  As of today, whether you care about the game or not, you also know that it’s coming to North American Xbox 360s and PS3s on March 22.

Koei has given several details about the upcoming button-ruiner, including Move support and 3D for the PS3 version, as well as online co-op play, and free-roam mode.  Dynasty Warriors 7 will also include support animals like elephants and pandas, who will come to the aid of any of the 60+ playable characters.

To me, Dynasty Warrior games are about as much fun as repeatedly hitting the "~" key on my keyboard while reading historical Chinese slashfic.  In fact, this game's tagline, "Evolution Never Ends," should probably be changed to "Repetition Never Ends."  Dynasty Warriors 7 has warrior pandas, though, which pretty much changes the whole deal.

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