A new trailer for King of Fighters Online was released today, along with a press release that may be the most entertaining piece of “Engrish” since Zero Wing.  For those who were unaware that King of Fighters Online was a thing, it’s a PC-only 3D RPG with real-time combat, based on the King of Fighters universe and presented by Korean publisher, Dragonfly.  Check out the video below.

There are a few cool opening cinematic scenes, along with some decent looking character models here, and it’s nice to see Mai getting some respect after being left out of King of Fighters XII, but I’m not sure the gameplay looks interesting enough to be worth bothering with.  The fact that they only showed two or three enemy types doesn’t help, but it’s more than that; something about it just doesn’t look fun.  Perhaps the PvP play, which is also shown in the video, can rescue it from the “meh” pile. 

Infinitely more awesome than the video, however, is the press release, which is below.  To try to comment on the insanely bad English translation would only serve to diminish its greatness, so just go ahead and read it.  If you dare.

Dragonfly 'King of Fighters Online' Trailer Released

- Fun factor packed up from KOF developer, Triple games
- Core RPG sprit with dynamic battle graphic and gorgeous scenes to enjoy
- The latest KOF series where you can enjoy original special moves and combo action through online!

Dragonfly (CEO Chul Woo Park) has released the game play trailer of King of Fighters Online today which is being developed by Triple games (CEO Yong June Uhm).

'King of Fighters Online' has inherited best selling game King of Fighters. It's a full 3D action game maximized the fun factor of confrontation of gamers 'PVP (Player VS Player) and 'PVE (Player VS Environment) where game play will be covered by game environment.

The trailer released today will be introduced through PVP battle video clip of 'Kyo Kusanagi', 'Joe Hagashi', 'Athena Asamiya' characters.

The transfer to the beginning stage will take place in a factory, where you can catch the real dynamic battle action of horizon scroll supporting back ground.

You can feel the exciting 3D action of tag system through 'tag slot' (A system which allows you to change character during battle) with basic battle action creating fighting game including special attacks per character.

This movie presents the game play in very simplified version of 1)boss scene, 2)Public Park, 3)auditorium, 4)Venezia, and 5)class room stages, currently being developed, for purpose of showing the core game contents.

Scheduled to service early next year, King of Fighters Online is planning to take its place by revealing various contents, screen shots, and video clips inheriting the original factors of King of Fighters.