It has come to my attention that Gamervision's articles hav been severely lacking in cheesecake.  Very few game-related stories involve hot chicks in lingerie, skin-tight leather, or any sort of naughty nurse costumes.  Obviously, this is a major problem. So I’ve decided to devote this week’s Top Tensday to a purely chauvinistic matter; hot chicks.  Now, a friend pointed out that my original plan of listing the top ten hottest girls of gaming would leave out those who aren’t quite hot, but more along the lines of cute.  That would exclude pretty much everyone from Final Fantasy games, so the list had to be changed to the ten greatest babes in gaming history.  Enjoy, ya buncha perverts.


10 – Ulala – Space Channel 5

Pink hair, sassy attitude and an orange latex halter top/mini-skirt/hooker boots combo.  And man, can that girl shake it.

9 – Mai Shiranui – King of Fighters series

Mai was the first female game character to feature wonderfully jiggly, over -sized…tracts of land.  Dead or Alive owes everything to her.

8 – Nariko – Heavenly Sword

This Goddess of War is one part pouting pixie, two parts scantily clad siren and about a trillion parts unstoppable killing machine.  My kinda gal.  Also, the best hair in video game history.

7 – Kasumi – Dead Or Alive series

True story:  I once won a game of DoA 2 by standing Kasumi over a blowing vent and distracting my opponent with her panties.  Then Kasumi kicked him in the face.

6 – Rikku – Final Fantasy X2

This spiral-eyed cutie pie is the impetus for more cosplayers than just about any other character ever.  For that, I thank Square Enix from the bottom of my perverted heart (especially that sixth one.)

5 – Sonya Blade – Mortal Kombat series

Sonya is one of gaming’s first and most enduring sex symbols.  She’s been portrayed by Playboy Playmates, crazy-hot Swiss actresses, Pete Sampras’ ridiculously gorgeous wife and even Olivia D’Abo.  Not a bad list.

4 – Chun-Li – Street Fighter series

Oh, those thighs.  So thick.  So muscular.  So perfectly capable of taking your head off in a scissors hold.  What a way to go, though.

3 – Samus Aran – Metroid series

The only girl on this list that you played through a whole game with before realizing it was a girl.  Every game that has included Samus since the original has been much more upfront with her femininity, and with good reason.  The suit says Star Wars, the face says “All-American Girl”, but the body says “I wish Nintendo would make M-rated games.”

2 – Lara Croft – Tomb Raider Series

Thought she’d be #1, didn’t ya?  Lara’s hot, no question, whether it’s the blocky, triangle-boobed early nineties version, the curvy, sultry modern character model or Angelina Jolie looking her absolute best in a tanktop and shorts.  To most people, Lara is the face of video game sexuality.

1 – Princess Daphne – Dragon’s Lair

The first and still the best.  In an age of pixelated, barely human-looking characters, Daphne was unmistakably all woman.  Curvaceous, feminine, and just a little ditzy, Daphne is one of the great damsels-in-distress of all time, and the greatest babe in gaming history.